If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Count Igor]

Damn right, you're my *****.
Nice hat.

 

[Count Igor]

GOD DAMNIT IGOR!
I SAID A BRAIN!
NOT THAT USELESS SQUID IN YOUR SKULL YOU USE FOR THINKING!

Now! IGOR, FETCH ME A BRAIN!

 

[Count Igor]

[sub]This brain...[/sub]
[HEADING=3]IS DEFECTIVE![/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]STUPID IGOR!
CHECK YOURSELF INTO THE TORTURER! [/HEADING] I think a little of the ears, yes?

I shall have to use Renfield for this, you incompetant FOOL!

*mutter*

 

[Count Igor]

You insult our family name, Brother!

Though I do like pancakes.. Mmhmm...
NO! Enough of that! WHERE is that brain?

 

[Count Igor]

Good lord Frank, I still don't know how you do that.
The best I have is...*steps back into shadows, re-appearing behind you*

Still working on it though, I keep sneezing half way through.
Anyway, the brain! Yes! Just slot it in that blender over there, would you?

 

[Scde2]

@xTHE MER3CENARY: I see you made a second account to avoid suspension.

 

[Count Igor]

Ah. Not me.

Actually, you reminded me...

Nice Igoring.

I do too. It really brightens up the day. Shame they're illegal before exams.

 

[Tharwen]

@Count Igor: Are you familiar with the Discworld series? If so, may I ask how many of your vital organs were originally your own?

@S2: I'm not so sure, this account seems to be using his shift key more.

 

[Scde2]

@Tharwen: I must just be seeing things.

 

[Count Igor]

I'm pleathed to thay I have 3 fingerth thtill my own!
The retht of my organth... Do you mind if I tone down on the lisp? Thankth.

The rest come from either
My sister Igorina
My Father Igor
Igor down the road
My best friend Igor
And my brother Frank (He had a good heart. I'd know)

 

[Count Igor]

OT: Good lord! A flying head! With a HAT!

 

[Tharwen]

@Igor: Excellent! Now that we've sorted that out, I've forgotten all my Discworld references.

@Mercenary: I wouldn't advertise that too loudly. The mods have their ways of... knowing.

 

[Count Igor]

@Tharwen
Try mentioning my sister, Igorina, and something about the Monstrous Regiment. That usually works

@Mercenary, Damn it Frank, you will NOT speak like that in my house!

@Everyone, Nighty Night. The Count is off to sleep in his coffin.