If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Count Igor]

*snatches coffee*

MY COFFEE!
Igor wantth COFFEE!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Kicks in face then catches mug of coffee*
When I want my coffee,I get my coffee,*****.

 

[Count Igor]

You forget who you are dealing with, fool!

I am not just an Igor,
I am...

[HEADING=1]COUNT IGOR![/HEADING]

...

*Kick*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Looks at annoyed*
*Pulls out revolver,then shoots in face*
*Drinks coffee happily*

 

[Count Igor]

Ow. Dat hurt by dose.

*****.

 

[Scde2]

Hmm...
[HEADING=1]Get The Fuck Out![/HEADING]

 

[Kezia L]

Can I stay?

 

[Scde2]

Sure, why not?

 

[ShockValue]

I need a memory wipe.

 

[Kezia L]

I'd turn lesbian for Samus.

 

[Scde2]

I'd turn straight for Samus.
WAIT WHAT!?

 

[Kezia L]

First time out of the closet, I see?

 

[Scde2]

Maybe...

 

[not_the_dm]

Probably...
[sub][sub]Oh no! Not again![/sub][/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

*Throws not_the_dm out the window*

I think that's better.

 

[Scde2]

*Sigh*
Relaxing time.

 

[not_the_dm]

*Voice from outside* You know, I'm fairly certain that tha's the firstime I've been thrown out of the window...

 

[ShockValue]

It probably won't be the last.

 

[not_the_dm]

Point.
And your an expert at getting people out of the window.

 

[ShockValue]

It's my only talent.