If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Vrex360]

Fooey, obviously this one will need to learn to fear my greatest wrath!!

*proceeds to harm a kitten*

MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

[sub]I should probably get a job[/sub]

 

[Goremocker]

You should,and that wasn't a kitten...all you did was throw a pillow out the window.

 

[Vrex360]

DIE, PILLOW SCUM!!!!

There, see... I'm ferocious!!

 

[Goremocker]

Whatever helps you sleep at night...

 

[Tharwen]

Hey! That was my pillow!

DIE, ALIEN SCUM!

*Pulls UNSC-issue shotgun from pocket*

 

[Goremocker]

Turrets have pockets?

 

[dark_taint92]

Silent bob can talk?

 

[Goremocker]

No? Silent Bob is a fool?

 

[Rainboq]

Isn't he a stoner?

 

[Goremocker]

Yes but that doesn't make him a fool!

 

[Rainboq]

Yes it does.

 

[Goremocker]

You be haten'

 

[Rainboq]

Nope, stoner=fool on drug=AWESOMENESS.

 

[Goremocker]

Well Deciding on whether or not you want to ware glasses=Dizzy as hell...and yet somehow entrancing.

 

[Scde2]

Fucking stoners.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Looks at*
*Pales*
*Turns pink*
*Looks down at self*
YOU BASTARD!
*Uses Tempest Staff to lightning bolt you*

 

[Scde2]

*Gets a little shock*
What was that for!?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Notices Tempest Staff is weaker than normal*
Goddamit Kururu...
*Shoots in the face with Keronian rifle*
Stupid Pokopenians and their stupid pokopen,I can't remember why we're here anymore!

 

[Scde2]

*Respawns*
...
*Kicks Lycanthrope*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Bites onto foot*
*Doesn't let go*