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Scde2

Has gone too far in a few places
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Why would I need a gravity gun?

*Traps Thar in a room that plays nothing but Lady Gaga music*
 

Not-here-anymore

In brightest day...
Nov 18, 2009
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No, after the campaign for equal rights for automated turrets became generally accepted, all known gravity guns were taken and destroyed. Apparently they increased racial tensions between humans and turrets. Lengthy metal corridors had much the same effect on humans, so they're gone too...

EDIT: wait, the Lady Gaga torture room exists? Is it necessarily a bad thing?
 

Tharwen

Ep. VI: Return of the turret
May 7, 2009
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*Turns off microphone*

Oh God I can still hear it! You... You monster!

@Joe: Well thanks. Now how am I going to convince him that the cardboard is actually metal?
 

Not-here-anymore

In brightest day...
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Trust me, it's better than the Cher room. I've been there, I saw a man tear his own ears off to escape it.

@Tharwen : sorry, it just seemed unfair to not let people know about that. Like I said, equal rights.
 

Tharwen

Ep. VI: Return of the turret
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@S2: No, I meant hypocrite.

@Joe: What's your avatar, by the way? It might be useful to know if we ever end up back on topic.
 

Scde2

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@Thar: Least my video:
1. Is relevant.
2. Doesn't suck.
3. Not posted every 5 minutes.
 

Tharwen

Ep. VI: Return of the turret
May 7, 2009
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At least my hair:

1. Is a normal length.
2. Doesn't sparkle.
3. Doesn't categorise me under the most over-used stereotype in the history of the Internet.
 

Not-here-anymore

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You know what, I have no idea. I believe it's the result of a mandalorian bounty hunter raising a wobbuffet. Or a hybrid mandalorian/pokemon, but that doesn't really bear thinking about...

If you want an on-topic response, mine would be the ever-so-cliché yet vaguely outraged cry of "Are you still there?"

But this thread has derailed quite nicely, and I'd hate to change that.

The best way to beat a turret, incidentally, is to put 2 of them on top of separate RC cars, and see whether they fall off due to each other's gunfire or due to shaky RC controls.
 

Tharwen

Ep. VI: Return of the turret
May 7, 2009
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@Joe: The best way? Really?

My helping of topic for the day would have to be:

"I like the nametag, but it's a little large for my taste."

Hmm... That wasn't witty at all. I must be tired.

@S2: First you ninja me, then you make personal attacks! You truly are a Bad Person.
 

Not-here-anymore

In brightest day...
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*Knocks Scde2 over*

wait... that doesn't work on people. Sorry.

*helps Scde2 back up*

@Tharwen - wait, what? Tiredness or otherwise, that makes no sense... (I'm assuming it was aimed at me?)
 

Scde2

Has gone too far in a few places
Mar 25, 2010
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@Thar: Nice try...Least I have awesome emo hair.

@J03bot: ...
 

Tharwen

Ep. VI: Return of the turret
May 7, 2009
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@S2: 'Awesome' is entirely subjective.

@Jo3: I was trying to make a comment on waking up next to someone with text sprawled across the air in front of him. What you saw was the result.
 

Scde2

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Mar 25, 2010
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He started it.

I mean, how can you trust him?
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