If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Tharwen]

I wasn't even aiming to bring them here. If anything, you should blame Mr. Johnson over there for setting his homepage here.

 

[Scde2]

*Throws starbucks at Goremocker*
Here, to cause you both pain and happiness.

@Thar: How come you didn't check, it says so quite clearly.

 

[ShockValue]

*Throws Gore out the window*

 

[Goremocker]

@S2:Your feeble JRPG emo arms can't hold a store silly.

@Ther: What you talkin bout Willis?

@Shock: I have a portal gun! weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Ok, now I'm back.

 

[Tharwen]

I feel really paranoid at the moment and I don't know why.

 

[Goremocker]

Because you broke rule #1: Never screw with 4Chan!...Unless you never really messed with them, then you're fine.

 

[Tharwen]

Rule 1 is 'Do not talk about 4chan'. We all broke that one.

 

[Goremocker]

Bah, I make my own rules, and that is my rule #1. I'll talk about what ever I want!

 

[Tharwen]

Just because they make the rules, it doesn't mean you have to follow them.

They just might call you a ****** fag if you don't.

 

[Goremocker]

Yes well internet insults matter not to me. I just don't want anonymous on my tail. That is why I don't screw with 4Chan. I'll still talk about it though.

 

[Tharwen]

Anonymous wouldn't do anything worse than threatening letters and phone calls. They just work on an overhyped sense of mystery.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Ah well...I have a demotivator on anonymous. I should look for it....

 

[Goremocker]

@Thar:I don't want damn spam of any kind! Spam is one of my few weaknesses. So I will never mess with them. Though I do realize how... Ugh, I'll stop myself there.

@Stranger: I've seen tons of demotivators of anonymous.

 

[UnusualStranger]

That might be best.
I'll go collect food later for myself though.
They are apparently open 24hrs a day.

 

[Goremocker]

Well that's just dandy. Now go get that demotivational poster!

 

[Tharwen]

You could just find one in Google Images.

 

[Goremocker]

I could but I don't feel like it...

 

[Scde2]

I heard that /b/ is especially kind to emos.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Bleh...I could only find a small version.

Spoiler: Dangit.

 

[Goremocker]

Damn you stranger! Get a bigger one! But, yeah I've seen that before. It makes me want to buy a suit even more.