If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

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Goremocker

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Haha! That'll teach ya to be such a smug loser! Oh, wait...I forgot he could fly.

*Scruffy flies back through the window*

Scruffy: Why would you let him do that to me?!
 

Goremocker

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Actually no. I didn't mean for him to exist. Now the damn ferret wont leave me alone. Here,I have an idea.

*Smacks Scruffy with a baseball bat*

He should be out for a while.
 

Goremocker

Lost in Time
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He's a damn ferret, he has no pockets!

*Throws Scruffy out the window*

Lets see you fly out of that you unconscious douche!
 

Goremocker

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Naw, He doesn't have one. The only thing he really keeps at all times is The Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy. One of the only copies on earth. I think he's still holding it.
 

Goremocker

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*Pushes electric collar button*

Scruffy: Oh god damn it! Can't I die in peace... ugh, guess I'm gonna have to save that old guy...

*Scruffy flies back up towards the flying fortress of doom, grabs the Dr., and flies back though the window.*

Scruffy: WHAT?! I thought you''d finally let me die!
 

Goremocker

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Scruffy: Screw you fat man! Is this what you wanted?!

*Scruffy pulls out the guide*

Scruffy: You will never have this! It's mine and I will die with it!

Don't you think that's a little mellow dramatic?