If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Scde2]

*Steals Top hat*
Ha! You're bald!

 

[Rainboq]

*takes it back*

Would you rather I be a furry?

 

[Scde2]

//_<
//_>
//_<
...Yes.

 

[Rainboq]

Ask and ye shall receive!

 

[Scde2]

Um...Yay!?

 

[Dr.Susse]

I would say "ohh my god how am I on topic?"

 

[Scde2]

No...God no! Please tell me that we didn't do it!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Nope you just wanted to know if I thought this bed felt weird.

Now that I think about it the bed has been used 29824 times and no one has washed the sheets.

 

[Scde2]

Do you think it is about time we do so?

 

[ShockValue]

You should burn it.

 

[Dr.Susse]

No washing machine in the world can get out the filth that resides in these sheets.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

.... *Warlock punch*

 

[Rainboq]

... Trace... Smite him.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Don't worry doctor, I'm sure there's a clean spot somewhere

[sub][sub]Although where it is I don't know[/sub][/sub]

 

[Scde2]

*Uses a forklift to throw Yer Man out the window*

 

[Safe in the Dark]

*Ahem*Gentlemen,did any one buy Mr.Clean on the way here?NO?! Then I do believe the ungodly bedsheets pose a problem....And just think of the things that ave been in them.It could be you,it could be me!

 

[Moncaco]

"Fuck yo couch nigga!"

of course, I would say that if I woke up next to any 75x75 pixel graphic just lying on my pillow. WTF?!?!

 

[Impluse_101]

Ahh...nothing to annoy me... *Hears sounds* > >.... Must be the medication. I'm hearing voices again ~.~

 

[Rainboq]

O.O

OMIGOSHYOUARETHECUTESTTHINGEVER!

 

[Scde2]

A gurl furreh? Meh.