If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Insanum]

Me!

OMG A MONKEY IN A SUIT!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"!...Oh hey, a cute guy. G'morning."

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Gooood morning.
*deep inhale*
What is that... Did you... shit... in the bed?

 

[NeoAC]

Wow, she disappeared. That saves me an awkward conversation.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

who are you and why are you behind the times Christmas was last month

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Morning. Are those... EARS?!?!? Ohmygodiwasinsideananimal!

 

[Souplex]

Hello? Is somebody there?
Edit: The image started working and apparently it is sack on head man.
Please don't show me what is under that sack.

 

[FalloutForever]

:O omg, i cant believe i had a threesome with you 2!!!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

That coming from a guy that wears a burlap sack over his head.

 

[LeonLethality]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

*Translated: I am content.

 

[Lambi]

Please keep the sword out of the bed. Or for that matter, just get the hell out of my house!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

what about me? You'll let me stay

 

[Lambi]

Of course you can stay. We'll just *bleep* all day long.

 

[LeonLethality]

Wow all I did last night was come back for my shorts... now this?

 

[Lambi]

Didn't I tell you to GTFO of my house?

 

[LeonLethality]

This is my house! Stop sleeping here and claiming it as your own!

 

[Kud]

Dude! Put down the sword!