If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Tharwen]

@S2: You lie!

@The non-DM: Behind me are a load of people reading their email. None of them have ever shown any desire to harm me.

 

[ShockValue]

They're plotting your demise.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Tharwen: Yeah, I do. On just about everything. Helps me remember.

 

[not_the_dm]

@Thar: The first thing that you will learn about us is that we have people everywhere.

 

[Tharwen]

Well, what's his name?

See! You know nothing! My people are in fact behind you!

 

[Scde2]

@Thar: Remember when you stopped your Portal gun turret persona to end me? And we laughed and laughed?

 

[not_the_dm]

@Thar: My chair is against the wall... Unless your man is on a ladder then he isn't. Besides, I'm just the messenger, not Melkor himself.

 

[Tharwen]

@S2: Was that a subtle but unoriginal portal reference there?

@The DMless one: Well... are there any high buildings near where you live? Are they on the same side of your house as the window (assuming you have one)? Failing that, are there any types of people who you would unconditionally allow into your house?

 

[not_the_dm]

@Thar: Nope. I'm a sociable person aren't I?
[sub]I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me. My problems have all gone, there's no one to deride me.[/sub]

 

[Tharwen]

@NTDM: Damn. I shall have to resort to long-range ordnance.

[sub]But you gotta have friends?[/sub]

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I have returned and with facepalm for everyone!

 

[Scde2]

@PF: Only if Shock were here.

 

[ShockValue]

I am here. Well for the next two minutes then I have to leave.

 

[Scde2]

But, won't it be boring without you?

 

[ShockValue]

Maybe. Well I must be off. Goodbye Scde2.

 

[Scde2]

Thank god he's leaving.
[sub]Bye![/sub]

 

[Tharwen]

@S2: [Insert random abuse here]

 

[Scde2]

Stop abusing the emo! //_<

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Emo protection services,we got an apd out on an Emo abuser in the area,anyone here know anything about that?

 

[Tharwen]

Nope... nothing at all.

[sub]*Abuses S2 quietly*[/sub]