If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[dontcallmemuffin]

make me a sandwich

 

[Shemming]

while your at it i would love a sandvich as well.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

What am I the sandwich fairy?

 

[Tharwen]

@Dontcallmemuffin: Well that was spontaneous...

@PF: Yes, you are.

@Shemming: Shush! You're overworking the sandwich fairy.

 

[Shemming]

but i didn't want a sandwich i wanted a sandvich! do we get a sandvich fairy as well?

 

[Tharwen]

No. You'll have to go hungry.

 

[Vrex360]

Eek, an autoturret.

I'll fix you, I'm going to push you over. HAH, now what'cha got, biatch?

 

[Tharwen]

*Shoots Vrex's ankles from the floor*

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Damn,Man,you fucked up his shins dawg.

 

[not_the_dm]

*Implied raised eyebrow*
... Skulls don't have eyebrows. What are you going to do? Hang me?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Damn dawg,what happened to your eyebrows man?

 

[not_the_dm]

Should I really grace that with a reply?

 

[Scde2]

Your face is missing.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Yo,It's my Emo Dawg whats good man? I still gotta buy you Deus ex.

 

[Scde2]

Hey PF. Hopefully I can get my mom's credit card today and buy the Tropico 3 DLC.

 

[Tharwen]

You appear to have changed into a monstrous hedgehog.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

@Scde2 Cool man,but don't you worry I'll buy you Deus Ex.

@Tharwen Quite.

 

[Scde2]

Again, such action is uneccesary...But-*Starts crying*

 

[not_the_dm]

Indeed.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Word,I just got back from stealin bikes,and it ain't no problem Emo buddy,I'll buy you Deus Ex no sweat.