If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

Nobody does that to my nemesis! Except me of course.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Not even your Nemesis's leader?

 

[capin Rob]

@Psy Thanks, now if you'll excuse me. *Repeaditly punches Scde2 in the face*

 

[Scde2]

@CR: *Shouts from far away*
Too bad that's only an illusion!

 

[capin Rob]

Oh eah,*Turn on active camo* How are you ganna hit what you can't see. *Throws pie at scde2*

 

[Safe in the Dark]

THIS PIE THROWING INVISIBLE MAN SHOULD BE PRESIDENT.

 

[Scde2]

*Noms pie*

 

[capin Rob]

I am. *Climbs widow.* FU Scde2! *Closes window*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I rather enjoy this mindless fun, that Im witnessing. I want in! *throws multiple moltov cocktails out the window while aiming at random spots

 

[capin Rob]

YEAH! *Opens window.* Hey Scde. *Shoots in nuts with hunting rifle*

 

[Scde2]

*Teleports behind Rob and hits with book*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

sorry Capin but two is better than one *taps rob with just enough force that he falls out the window*

 

[Scde2]

@EMPR: Capin Rob is now an enemy of the Republic! He must be eliminated!

 

[capin Rob]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *falls, gets up* Ass holes, *Walks around to front door and walks up steps* Hey Scde. *Throws on bed, and puts on clown wig.* You shouldn't a done that, boy.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

*I begin to give Rob and Scde2 various weapons*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*shouts at Rob* "no hard feelings mate I've got something for ya *I toss a package out the window it parachutes down to earth. Rob opens it to find _______ *use your imagination or make it whatever you want it to be**

 

[Scde2]

@CR: Have I been...naughty?

 

[capin Rob]

@Scde2 you are now *Jams finger in scde's ear* I'm into some wierd shit man.

 

[Scde2]

*Stabs Rob in the groin with shoe-knife*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

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