If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[SeanTheSheep]

Take your hat off you silly man.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

awww kitty, come here and let me hug you

 

[Sassafrass]

Come here and let me hug you.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

right here Sas

 

[Sassafrass]

Marvellous! *Snuggles up*

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Oh, my beautiful prince *swoon*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

no thanks I prefer doctors

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I'm just a poor little tiny cat...
Hug me!
*Puppy dog eyes*
[sub]My cat does this all the time, just without the speaking, with body language[/sub]

 

[Kud]

A cat... with dog eyes?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

awwwwwww so cute *gently hugs little sean*

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Let's go again, daddy needs some loving. [small]Please don't take out your knife this time...[/small]

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Oh, not again

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I'll not touch you. I've had enough brushes with death to last me a lifetime

 

[SeanTheSheep]

How about a brush with me...
@AshPox It's a figure of speech

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Sean I was talking to crazy haircut. Of course I'll have a brush with you *picks sean up and hugs him*

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Wanna touch my sharp weapon? Oh, better leave my scyth on the nightstand. Never bring work to bed, you know.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Whoa. I musta been really drunk last night...
Off Topic: Where did Sas go? Get him back in here!