If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Dr.Susse]

The eyeless child is the creepy thing for me.

Had you heard the sounds of hell?

 

[Krafty_Krocodile]

"That was some serious shit I smoked"

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Now I have,It's amazing the things you can find around.

 

[Scde2]

Need more alcohol.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Here, have some Dragon's Breath. Its a great drink.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

*Geass* Zero....Would you kindly make a hat like yours for me?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Those hat's are national treasures (Hide it from Nichols Cage if he?s ever around)

 

[Zeromaeus]

Indeed they are. Nicholas Cage is easy enough to avoid. You just give him a cryptic clue or talk about some ragged bunny and he'll leave you alone.

I have a spare, not so treasured hat, however. it may or may not have a horrifying curse placed on it, however.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Isn't that the one with the Marlboro's bad breath on it?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Nicolas Cage's greatest weakness:

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

@Zero: Dispel the curse on the hat and i'll let you use blue magic and learn Geass.

Deal?

 

[Blue Musician]

*signs deal contract*

 

[Zeromaeus]

@Zero: Dispel the curse on the hat and i'll let you use blue magic and learn Geass.

Deal?

Lets see mix griffin's feather with water of peace. Boil heart of the world in the mixture. Voila, one potion of dispel. Pour on hat. Allow to dry. Put phoenix feather in the hem for luck.

Here you go. Rather than afflicting you with every status ailment under the sun, it'll now give a revive you once.

 

[Blue Musician]

*Gets to sleep again as it's getting off topic of the thread*

 

[Zeromaeus]

Is it ever on topic?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

*hat is drying* Okay a deal is a deal.

*Geass* Use your blue magic skills to copy this technique.

 

[Blue Musician]

*starts calling the psychiatrist.*

 

[Dr.Susse]

You called.

 

[Zeromaeus]

I...
Know...
How to use Geass.
Awesome.

 

[UnusualStranger]

It really isn't all that useful.
I mean, it has its flaws, to be sure.