If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Scde2]

I would shoot him out the airlock.

 

[ShockValue]

*Smashes rails*

 

[Scde2]

Thanks Shocky!

 

[ShockValue]

*Pumps shotgun* We don't like it on topic around here.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*pulls out flamethrower* and I hate crabgrass

 

[Tharwen]

Well I'm sure it hates you too.

Now, is this a Halo 1 flamethrower or a Far Cry 2 flamethrower?

 

[Scde2]

Thar! My good buddy! How's it goin'?

 

[Tharwen]

Pretty well! I went on a Segway this morning!

 

[Scde2]

Segway?

Why Thar, why?

 

[Tharwen]

Because Segways are the closest thing we have to hover bikes, and the world would be a much better place with hover bikes in it.

And it was an off-road Segway, which makes it twice as good.

 

[Scde2]

It's not as awesome as this.

Spoiler

 

[BoosterGold]

That is equal parts ridiculously stupid and freaking sweet

 

[AgDr_ODST]

thar: as awesome as an offroad segway is its nothing compared to this:

Spoiler: aweomness incarnate

 

[RanD00M]

Wow,a three way featuring Master Chief and CORTANA.And I din't even know Cortana was so skilled.How can she even do all that without a physical form?

"Oh you can boost my gold any day....Wait,I stopped playing WoW sometime ago."
Ninja around here.

 

[Scde2]

b-(//_^)

lol^ My reaction

 

[Tharwen]

Incidentally, it turns out that if you activate 'Japanese' as a new keyboard on an iPhone/iPod touch, you get a load of text emoticons like that one as symbols on it. It's... not really useful at all, but it's an interesting fact. Apparently Japanese people speak in smiley.

 

[Scde2]

Of course they do!

 

[UnusualStranger]

I have a distinct feeling they have no idea what is going on....so....

*Tosses Demented Teddy out of window*

 

[Scde2]

Wow...That doesn't seem like you.