If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Scde2]

*Throws the fortress at a black hole*

 

[UnusualStranger]

*Activates fortress antimatter gun*

Testing my fortress? There is a reason it took so long to get together!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@Shock: look he so emo he's trying to take us with him so he won't be alone in purgatory
@Stranger: there wouldn't happen to be some anti emo counter measures around here would there

 

[Scde2]

*Finds another pair of skinneh jeans floating around in space*

 

[UnusualStranger]

@AgDr: Anit Emo countermeasures? May I ask the intent of you asking for such things? I prefer not to use them, due to never being properly used.

Well, there ya go. Though you could have just asked for another pair of jeans.

 

[Scde2]

*Puts it on*
Too damn tight...It's perfect!

 

[UnusualStranger]

You just trust those jeans randomly floating around in space?

 

[Scde2]

They're just jeans!

 

[ShockValue]

Jeans that will explode in ten seconds.

 

[Scde2]

Well...Shit.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Do you know how to disarm jeans? I sure as heck don't.

 

[Scde2]

And it would take me way more then 10 seconds to take 'em off.

 

[ShockValue]

Heh, guess you'll be able to test the respawn point on here then.

 

[UnusualStranger]

The first test.....Is it wrong I'm kinda excited?

 

[Scde2]

But I could die!

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well, how did you jump into those jeans so fast?
Just....jump out!

 

[Scde2]

Things don't always work out that way!

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well....
You could always use scissors to cut yourself out.
I understand its pretty drastic, but you wouldn't die then.

 

[ShockValue]

Why hasn't it exploded...

 

[Scde2]

I don't know what to do!

*Has panic atttack*