If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Pm0n3y]

OH SHIT! *falls out bed while rubbing face* Why did you punch me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I thought you said you liked it rough...?

 

[Nouw]

Finally some Karma!

 

[Pm0n3y]

*stands up, holding icepack to face* Wait, how many people are in this bed?!

 

[A random person]

I wonder what that floating thing can do; it better be able to do stuff, otherwise get out like a good Xbox Live Avatar.

Edit: Apparently I got ninja'd.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah hello. It's been a while hasn't it? *smirk*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Indeed it is...but i thought you were into that kind of stuff?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I thought I was the one giving orders here? *cracks whip*

 

[KiruTheMant]

HEY BABY,WHIP ME
*Crackles electrodes*

 

[Sassafrass]

Good evening, Mistress Vaude.
I see your slave has arrived too.

 

[Lambi]

GAH! GOAT! What are you doing here?

 

[KiruTheMant]

LOLI,MUST BURN!

 

[Sassafrass]

It's all good now.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I didn't think you'd be into the mistress thing? *chuckles and snuggles close to*

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh...you are sorely mistaken, Vaude. *Snuggles closer*

 

[KiruTheMant]

No love for the pyro?*crys onto monocle*

 

[Prideful Heretic]

That was hot...