If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Vrex360]

Greetings tentacle monster? Do you perchance hate humans with a fiery passion?

Because if you do, I'd like to get your number.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*starts stabbing Vrex*
Goddamned alien, get the hell out of here already! And stop trying to wipe us out!

 

[Dr.Susse]

There has to be an even squishy-er race to squish.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Exactly. Then we could work together on the purge, because let's face it, committing genocide against another race is much more fun when you have another group along for the fun.

 

[Dr.Susse]

And the alien booze.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Alien booze? You think I'd drink alien booze!? Why would I need nasty stuff like that when I have bourbon to go with my dropbear steaks?

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm thinking that if they have mastered space travel they haven't discovered bourbon yet. Because you can only have one pinnacle of technology.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Wise words Doc, wise words indeed.

 

[Dr.Susse]

*spis* Yes indeed.
This single malt is older than you are.
Show some respect for your elders
-Rich hall

 

[Steppin Razor]

*raises glass*
Cheers!

 

[Roopa132]

Will you stop dancing around I'm trying to sleep.

 

[not_the_dm]

Please try to pay attention to what's going on old boy, these threads don't derail themsleves you know. Took time and effort to get to the position we're in now.

 

[Crayzor]

How did this thread get derailed so thoroughly anyway?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

'mornin' Red, how 'bout you go make me some breakfast.

 

[not_the_dm]

@Crayzor: I honestly can't remember... it'll be back in the 400's if not earlier...

 

[UnusualStranger]

The Doc has an explanation. I'm not sure if it is prepared or not....

 

[not_the_dm]

Ah yes... he's writing the "Chronicles of an over used bed". I'd forgotten about that.

 

[ShockValue]

I'm looking forward to reading it.

 

[Roopa132]

Please try to pay attention to what's going on old boy, these threads don't derail themsleves you know. Took time and effort to get to the position we're in now.

Sorry I'm new here and only read the first and last post...

 

[UnusualStranger]

Its alright....

But yeah, that will be a masterpiece to read.