If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

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UnusualStranger

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Well...before, we tried save systems. That didn't work out as I wanted it to....
So, Unusual Industries decided to advance with a better method.
 

Roxas1359

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Save Systems? Let me guess, corrupted memory card?*giggles*
Well your system seems effective.
 

UnusualStranger

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Hehe...How did you know? That, and old saves made things kind of bad, since people would just do the same thing again.

Though thank you. I put a lot of thought and effort into this. Drink?
 

Roxas1359

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Sure.
I did the same when advancing in the Vita-Chambers. They are now perfected.*takes out my grog*
To great ideas!
 

UnusualStranger

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*brings out mug*
To greater times!

Yes...It did take a bit of work. Though, with all the fortress advancements, I have had time to really work on things. It is good to have a reliable system. Especially when death is so common.
 

Roxas1359

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Tell me about it.
Try dealing with an Asylum full of lunatics who have gotten the world to hate you and nukes from world leaders fired at you.*laughs*
Ah good times.
 

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Heh...Well, quite a bit of the time, its actually us dropping the nukes, rather than getting nukes dropped on us. Though, world domination from time to time rolls around.
But I agree, times are good.
 

Roxas1359

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Wait! It was you who dropped them on us! You're the one's in charge of the World!
*goes up to Unusual, takes off my white glove, and slaps him*
This..means...war!

That was my evil persona, Subject Vile, and he's correct! This means war!
Well war when all the Subjects are awake. -.-
 

UnusualStranger

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Heh....War? Good sir, in this alternate universe you have entered, the planet is gone. I have a distinct feeling there will be no war. Especially since my space fortress took the longest for me to make for very particular reasons.
*shrugs off the slap*

Besides, they were just nukes.
 

Roxas1359

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The Asylum had to suffer the consequences! But this new universe is odd and strange. Why destroy a planet when you can use it's resources and manipulate it's people like I have. Our Asylum is a do-decagon of doom, and is under that planets surface!
 

UnusualStranger

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Well....I was not really here when smashing the moon into the planet happened. What I do know that it pretty well smashed the entire planet into itty bitty pieces. We are actually en route to a similar planet to the one we destroyed.

Besides, I don't think any of us here have the time nor the will to do such work on a planet.
 

Roxas1359

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It wouldn't be wise. I mean it starts with one, and next thing you know the Galactic Federation of Aliens bans you're planet from outsider contact. Why did I let Mudkip, Vaude, Venn, and RBMidknight go on that space adventure.
 

UnusualStranger

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Oh...Them. Yeah, I'm not too concerned. More often than not, most of us are too busy dealing with each other to actually destroy the planet. I'm actually surprised it was our first...

But what the hell did you possess you to let that many people run off? Just asking for trouble...
 

UnusualStranger

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I believe we discussed this before.
No, I do not know how many are there. I am willing to bet there are tons of you. But you make it sound as if you could have stopped them!
 

Roxas1359

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Me? Stop them?*laughs*
Oh wait you're serious?*laughs even harder*
One thing I learned around page 1600, if I say don't they'll do it!
The only one who could stop them is Granny Toast...the most powerful person in the Asylum!
 

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Hehe...Yeah, I thought it was pretty good.
Though I find it interesting you have someone who is powerful. There is no such thing here.
We just simply...are.
 

Roxas1359

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Oh Granny Toast rarely shows up. But it has been that way since we first started that Granny Toast is the strongest.
I became Warden not for my power, or for my nuclear-cockroach army, but because I fixed all or most of the problems, damages, and issues. In fact I'm possibly one of the weakest in there.
 

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Hm. That is an interesting way for things to go. You being the weakest? Well.....
Happy to have you here then. There isn't too much of a power struggle here, I think...so feel free to take a break from whatever insanity happens there.
 

Roxas1359

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Who do you think can cause some of that insanity!?!?*evil laugh*
Beware my nuclear-cockroach army!