If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[UnusualStranger]

*dodges*
Nice cannon!
Though, you have to clean up afterwords, you know.

@Alpha: Yeah, they could actually do some good in the world or something.

 

[Blue Musician]

*fire the slimy catapult and trebuchet*

 

[Steppin Razor]

Wait a second. Is it the catapult and trebuchet that are slimy? Or are they launching slimy things at us? I like to know these things.

 

[Blue Musician]

Both of those things!
*begins loading slimy catapult and trebuchet*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*launches army of slime-proof robotic, pirate zombies*

 

[Blue Musician]

*begins launching gluey things*
*goes back home*

 

[UnusualStranger]

That has to take a long time to load both of those...especially since slime is always slippery.

 

[Blue Musician]

*Comes back*

Not really, I am slimy myself!
*starts bringing against the pirates slimy huge hypnotoads*

 

[UnusualStranger]

OK...
I guess I'll let you two have your fun then....

 

[Blue Musician]

Aren't you going to attack us?
*starts loading the catapult*
*fires the trebuchet*

 

[UnusualStranger]

Nah....I usually take it easy.
Besides....Someone needs to care for the ship.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I will care for the ship.

 

[Blue Musician]

What ship?!
*fires catapult*

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: So you let them do that, but you won't let me near the time machine...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Of course he won't let you near the time machine, you'll break it.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: Well, I get the feeling you would bring quite a bit back if I let you use the time machine.
And, you might tamper with things, which then would need fixing.
Easier to fix the ship than it is to fix a time line.

 

[Blue Musician]

Time machine?!
*fires slime cannon*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*starts building time machine*

 

[ShockValue]

@Unusual: Nothing horrible happened the last time I used it.

 

[Blue Musician]

*starts building anti space time machine*
Oh I forgot!
*orders the slimy hypnotoads to charge*