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Daft Sikes

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Alpha1089 said:
@Noob: I will kill as many Bobs as I like.
Little stick figure bastards.
Something we can agree on. I hate them, and they hate me.
But they work for me anyway. I guess it's cause I'm the only one who ever bought them erotic novels.
 

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Xpwn3ntial said:
How did you come across the Bobs anyway?
Funny story actually. You remeber Bob1? Well, he was the original. I came across him on Newgrounds. A little stick reject uncapable of talking to anyone without shoving his hand down their throat and ripping out their heart. I felt pity and took him in. He tried killing me on several occasions, so I had difficulty communicating with him. One day, I told him to loosen up and gave him an erotic novel. He changed quite a bit after that. Oh and there's the experimenting and the Gene-splicing, but I don't want to get into that.
 

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DaGreatNoob said:
Xpwn3ntial said:
How did you come across the Bobs anyway?
Funny story actually. You remeber Bob1? Well, he was the original. I came across him on Newgrounds. A little stick reject uncapable of talking to anyone without shoving his hand down their throat and ripping out their heart. I felt pity and took him in.
Quite interesting. He seems like a... special fellow.
 

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Xpwn3ntial said:
DaGreatNoob said:
Xpwn3ntial said:
How did you come across the Bobs anyway?
Funny story actually. You remeber Bob1? Well, he was the original. I came across him on Newgrounds. A little stick reject uncapable of talking to anyone without shoving his hand down their throat and ripping out their heart. I felt pity and took him in.
Quite interesting. He seems like a... special fellow.
HE STOLE MY CRAYONS.
 

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Xpwn3ntial said:
DaGreatNoob said:
Xpwn3ntial said:
How did you come across the Bobs anyway?
Funny story actually. You remeber Bob1? Well, he was the original. I came across him on Newgrounds. A little stick reject uncapable of talking to anyone without shoving his hand down their throat and ripping out their heart. I felt pity and took him in.
Quite interesting. He seems like a... special fellow.
Indeed. He was made by a autistic 12-year-old. So you can see why he's...special...
 

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Cinnamonfloss said:
Xpwn3ntial said:
DaGreatNoob said:
Xpwn3ntial said:
How did you come across the Bobs anyway?
Funny story actually. You remeber Bob1? Well, he was the original. I came across him on Newgrounds. A little stick reject uncapable of talking to anyone without shoving his hand down their throat and ripping out their heart. I felt pity and took him in.
Quite interesting. He seems like a... special fellow.
HE STOLE MY CRAYONS.
What?! Oh, that's it. *Deletes Bobs 2-4*
Bob1, tell all the other Bobs what you saw here.
 

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Cinnamonfloss said:
Xpwn3ntial said:
DaGreatNoob said:
Xpwn3ntial said:
How did you come across the Bobs anyway?
Funny story actually. You remeber Bob1? Well, he was the original. I came across him on Newgrounds. A little stick reject uncapable of talking to anyone without shoving his hand down their throat and ripping out their heart. I felt pity and took him in.
Quite interesting. He seems like a... special fellow.
HE STOLE MY CRAYONS.
The Bob'a must have snagged them when they Glomp'd you. My apologies.
 

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Xpwn3ntial said:
Cinnamonfloss said:
Xpwn3ntial said:
DaGreatNoob said:
Xpwn3ntial said:
How did you come across the Bobs anyway?
Funny story actually. You remeber Bob1? Well, he was the original. I came across him on Newgrounds. A little stick reject uncapable of talking to anyone without shoving his hand down their throat and ripping out their heart. I felt pity and took him in.
Quite interesting. He seems like a... special fellow.
HE STOLE MY CRAYONS.
What?! Oh, that's it. *Deletes Bobs 2-4*
tell all the other Bobs what you saw here.
Bob1: AGH!!!! Oh, thank God(lol) I found you!
Bobs 2-4 disappeared!!! I-*looks at Nagato*
YOU!!! What have you done to my brothers!!!
DGN:Uh, Bob, I wouldn't do that if I were you-
Bob1: SHUT UP! What have you done to them you flat-chested purple-head!!!
DGN: BOB!
 

Xpwn3ntial

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DaGreatNoob said:
Xpwn3ntial said:
Cinnamonfloss said:
Xpwn3ntial said:
DaGreatNoob said:
Xpwn3ntial said:
How did you come across the Bobs anyway?
Funny story actually. You remeber Bob1? Well, he was the original. I came across him on Newgrounds. A little stick reject uncapable of talking to anyone without shoving his hand down their throat and ripping out their heart. I felt pity and took him in.
Quite interesting. He seems like a... special fellow.
HE STOLE MY CRAYONS.
What?! Oh, that's it. *Deletes Bobs 2-4*
tell all the other Bobs what you saw here.
Bob1: AGH!!!! Oh, thank God(lol) I found you!
Bobs 2-4 disappeared!!! I-*looks at Nagato*
YOU!!! What have you done to my brothers!!!
DGN:Uh, Bob, I wouldn't do that if I were you-
Bob1: SHUT UP! What have you done to them you flat-chested purple-head!!!
DGN: BOB!
Too late.
*Deletes Bob1*

For his sake, he better have clones other than 2-5.
 

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Xpwn3ntial said:
That was Bob1. Bob1 called me a flat-chested purple-head.

Haha, Bob1. Ha. Ha.
Good thing I have several chambers of them at home. I'll just tamper wih their memories and make them forgot that you killed them. Oh! and do you want a replacement Bob servant?
 

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DaGreatNoob said:
Xpwn3ntial said:
That was Bob1. Bob1 called me a flat-chested purple-head.

Haha, Bob1. Ha. Ha.
Good thing I have several chambers of them at home. I'll just tamper wih their memories and make them forgot that you killed them. Oh! and do you want a replacement Bob servant?
No. Thank you anyway.