If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh G'morning, Ichigo. Morning exercises?

 

[Smagmuck_]

Ready for round two?

 

[Lambi]

Damn you're not hot!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh...Well you are. *pounce*

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Hello miss "nice" lady

 

[Smagmuck_]

Oh god a cat.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

"Oh noes a vampire"
Wait, hang on.
*looks at himself"
Yup, not a lolcat.
GET LOST YOU FREAK!!

 

[Kud]

I would throw the cat out of the top floor of a 20 story building, to see if it lands on its feet.

 

[Lambi]

I would *bleep* so hard, you wouldn't be able to sit for 3 days.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I'm a little freaked out at the kinkiness.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hey, There's only one vampire who can bite this neck! and he's currently being too kinky for you to contain.

 

[Lambi]

Well I'd *bleep* you faster than you could say loli.

 

[Kud]

I would sit back and watch you destroy Vaude's lower body with your *bleeping*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Voyeur~!

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow... Miaow...
(My cat does this ALL the time)

 

[Smagmuck_]

I'm now confused...

 

[GodofDisaster]

Did you just bite me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh the things you did...

 

[Smagmuck_]

Yes, and I'm taping it.