If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[UnusualStranger]

Hehe...Looks like the Doc recognizes how I work.

...but I think someone was messing with the time machine again.
I keep going back in time around here....

 

[Sliverwings]

@pwn: It's what I do

 

[Scde2]

*Shaves sliver*

 

[Steppin Razor]

Friends
No, that's not right.
Comrades
I'm not a communist, so that doesn't work either.

Hmmmm....
Dwellers of this joint, I bring you good news. My internet has returned from the land of capped bullshittery with 8x the download limit and apparently work has decided to update Internet Explorer. I can open tabs at work now!
*gasp* The shock! The horror! The excitement of not having 15 individual windows open!

As for why I'm wasting your time with my boring story, well, I could finally read Docs chronicle of the thread without locking up my work computer.

Spoiler

Starting off as an innocent plan to pit people against mechanical bears and laser panthers for profit, the arena of death was started (More commonly known as the O'Donnell incident) The future was looking Rosie (I can't believe I used that pun) also my eyes dear god my eyes, It's enough to make you go //_o.
OT: The arena of death had a being that escapes death. *Shudder* Rosie O'Donnell. Let's just there was some hideously grotesque fighting and some other stuff that we'll leave alone (You know the saying let sleeping lovecraftian horrors lye). But sadly it ended in the destruction of the lair and the rushed production of a volcano lair. (Another fine product from Unusual Stranger industries)

Do you have any idea how much sacrifice and effort is required to summon that horror? And then straight afterwards I had to apologise for unleashing the beast upon you all? And then you bring it up, again!?
I apologised damn it!

 

[Scde2]

[sub]Lol Internet Explorer[/sub]
Words can't take back the mental trauma.

 

[Steppin Razor]

'Tis a work computer. Nothing I can do about the program, although I far prefer IE to Firefox.
[sup]Fuck you Firefox, running at 98% CPU on my old computer after updating.[/sup]

Bah, that's not a good enough excuse.
*summons Rosie*
Sic him you vile and most foul creature.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Roll over, and whisper in her ear, "Make me a sandwich."

 

[Steppin Razor]

The joke was funny, but still not enough to save you from the punishment against those that attempt to put this place back on the rails.

*lights Soapman on fire*
Hmmm.... I think Scde2 has suffered enough now.
*Banishes Rosie back to the infernal realm from whence she came*

 

[Scde2]

*Shakes uncontrollably in the corner*

 

[Sliverwings]

Aww... I was just getting the pear...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

But I locked the pear away.

 

[Sliverwings]

I'm trying to get the key for said lock...

*reaches for key*

 

[The Man With the Soap]

I ate the pear last night in the Objection! thread.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Scde2: Damn right you're shaking in the corner.
*fits electric shock collar around Scde2's neck*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

*Grabs electric switch*

@Alpha: May I?

 

[Terminate421]

*Goes back to sleep*

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Xpwn3ntial: Eh, if you want. Just don't cause it to burn out by shocking him too long, the thing was bloody expensive and I don't want to have to buy another one.

*lights Terminate on fire*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

*Pulls switch*
1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
*Returns switch to original place*

 

[Scde2]

*Twitches a little*

 

[Steppin Razor]

Hmmm...
*increases power output of shock collar*