If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[The Man With the Soap]

*Gives cuddly a puppy...made of razors.*

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

*blows up the fortress/house*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Has no mind*
*Shatters FARD's skull*

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

*Shoots with aeroplane*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Deflects bullets with hammer*
*Shatters FARD's skull again*

 

[The Man With the Soap]

*Prays for a crash.*

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

*cannibalizes Waffles and Bacon*

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

*kamakazi's*
FOR GREAT BRITAIN!!!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*AHL's stomach explodes*
*Jumps out off*
*Beats the shit out of ALH*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Beats the shit out of Cuddly*

 

[ShockValue]

Be sure to set him on fire after.

 

[Scde2]

Be sure to take his wallet.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Dibs on the contents on his wallet.

 

[Darth Pope]

GAH, CARMELDANSEN!

 

[Steppin Razor]

*lights Cuddly and Scde on fire*

 

[kannibus]

Uh, you are over 16 right?

 

[Roxas1359]

More rerailers!*kills kannibus*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*lights kannibus' corpse on fire and salts the ashes*
You can never be too sure with these wicked heathens that try to put us back on the rails.

 

[Roxas1359]

Now I need to blow up the formed rails again.
*gets plunger and plants the TNT*
Stand clear!