If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Tharwen]

*Slaps Alpha*

Freaking... um...

OK, I just felt like doing that.

 

[hyperhammy]

"Yo Tharwen, I'm really happy for you, and I'm going to let you finish, but Alpha1089 had one of the greatest freakouts of all time, of all time!

 

[Tharwen]

@Hammy: Shush! We don't accept your kind around here.

 

[hyperhammy]

Yo Thawen, I'm really happy for you, and I'm going to let you finish, but this meme is way over played, WAY OVER PLAYED! =D

 

[Tharwen]

And we all know whose fault that is, don't we, you over-excited rodent.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*pushes Tharwen over*
Bloody turret, thinking it can tell me what to do.

 

[Scde2]

*Knocks Alpha over*
Danm catgirls, thinking that cuteness will save them.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

*Shoves Scde over*
Crazy emo! Sometimes thinking he owns the place!

 

[Steppin Razor]

*high fives AwesomeExpress*
Nice work.

*lights Scde on fire and kicks him while he's down*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

*Tackles Alpha!* No! No setting emos on fire!
*Puts Scde out*
Now both of you stand in the corner and think about what you've done. And then bake me a pizza!

 

[Steppin Razor]

*smacks AwesomeExpress around the head with a golf club*
You can't tell me what to do!

 

[Scde2]

*Knocks Alpha over and stabs AwesomeExpress*

 

[i don't know]

*nukes rocket(and apparently his house)*

damn rocket, knocking over the one and only cat-boy.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

But...! What about my pizza? And you said you'd bake us a cake!

 

[mdk31]

Fuck yeah, space ships.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Wait? Is this getting back on topic? I won't allow it!

 

[mdk31]

Fuck yeah, trench coats.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

*Slaughters mdk31*
NO!!!
You're too on-topic!

 

[mdk31]

Fuck yeah, white hair on non-old people.

 

[Tharwen]

*Sprays everyone with deodorant just to be irritating*