If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Zeromaeus]

Ah... arms. I always forget the arms. It most certainly is harder to type with one's toes or teeth. Especially when dead. Then again I never stay dead long so it not that much of a concern for me.

 

[ShockValue]

Yeah, this must be like the 500th time I've died.

 

[Roxas1359]

I still hold a record for dying thank you very much.*holding most deaths trophy*

 

[Zeromaeus]

Ever since I assassinated the second coming, I've been unable to die... *sad now*

 

[ShockValue]

@Max: For now...

 

[Roxas1359]

@Shock: You can't beat my record. It grows everyday in the other forum game/RP I'm in!
@Zeromaeus: Would you like to die?

 

[ShockValue]

@Max: I can try! *Jumps out window*

 

[Roxas1359]

*runs downstairs and sets up a trampoline for Shock to land on*

 

[ShockValue]

@Max: Damn. This might take awhile.
*sets self on fire*

 

[Roxas1359]

*puts Shock out with conveniently placed bucket filled with water*
You can't win!

 

[ShockValue]

Alright, I give up.

 

[Roxas1359]

Aw, you're no fun.*goes into dog show and gets mauled*

 

[ShockValue]

Hehe. *Throws bear at Max*

 

[Roxas1359]

*gets mauled by bear*
You're not helping your chances.
Now I must get off. I've got school tomorrow.

 

[ShockValue]

Goodbye Max!

 

[Scde2]

*Plays moar BbS*

 

[ShockValue]

I assume that you are going to take forever to beat that as well?

 

[Scde2]

Quiet you!

 

[ShockValue]

Hehe. Lets see if you can beat it in under a month. That would be a record for you probably.

 

[Scde2]

*What about your record for Fallout 3? Or Mass Effect 2? Or Shadows of the Colossus? Or whatever the fuck else you have through Steam?