If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Smagmuck_]

Hey, baby. Want some more of this? I'll have to take some of your blood too.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Don't be silly.

 

[Smagmuck_]

OI! To the litter box with you!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

My blood you say?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I think you heard him wrong...

 

[Smagmuck_]

I'll bite, veteran. (In more ways then one. )

 

[SeanTheSheep]

You'll use incisors for cutting and canines for ripping meat off the bone, and use molars to chew?
Now that just isn't very attractive in my book.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You have strange ideas for romance.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Well...
It depends on what you mean by "romance"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Hehehe. Care to explain?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Remember, I'm feline, cats are "flexible"...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You've obviously never seen me...*smirk*

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Well I'm sure we can think of something that will "stretch" us both...
[sub]I'm pretty sure we're so close to breaking the rules there are a bunch of mods waiting for us to just cross the line[/sub]

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I KNOW!
TWISTER!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You grab the mat!

 

[Lambi]

And I grab your *bleep*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh~Where'd you come from?*pounces*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Oh, look another orgy I must join! *Pounces*

 

[Lambi]

The internet. *Tackles and knocks out*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I hope you didn't just knock me out. Hehe...