If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Zeromaeus]

My name is jean-Pierre Polnareff. Now please, help yourself to these fabulous French cheeses and wine... in hell... when you are le killed... by moi.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

French pig coward I only drink wine from Nappa Valley and eat Mexican cheese....made by your mother

 

[Zeromaeus]

I was kinda hoping you'd get the reference.
Oh well.
I was quoting JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

JoJo's adventure? never heard of it

 

[Zeromaeus]

Its a somewhat decent anime/manga that ended up being made into one of the best abridged series on the net.
I'll link the first two. Be warned, as an abridged series, it can be kinda racey and whatnot.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Zero: Le Lol.
It would look horrible in reverse *Reverses* Oh god I was right!

 

[UnusualStranger]

I recently discovered Abridged series. And it was good. The lols were plentiful, and there was much rejoicing.

 

[Tharwen]

I've been trapped in MineCraft for the last 4 days...
[sub]Help...[/sub]

 

[Zeromaeus]

I've been trapped in MineCraft for the last 4 days...
[sub]Help...[/sub]

Creepers. Creepers everywhere.

@UnusualStranger: Your mother plays card games in hell!
Keep watching them until you get that reference.

 

[Tharwen]

@Zero: I lost 6 diamonds to the lava today...

What sort of minerals naturally form directly over a pool of lava anyway?

 

[Zeromaeus]

@Tharwen: Ones that hate you, obviously. There was this one time, in MineCraft, where I dug straight down into a diamond deposit. There was a cavern underneath. A VERY deep cavern. With lava at the bottom.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Zero: Understanding achieved. Nice, good sir.

@Tharwen: So...I take it you are too lazy to actually block off the lava then? But its OK that Minecraft is taking time....I've been thinking about trying it out. But...I don't know.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I think i'll wait for the mmo version World of minecraft.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Pretty patient Doc. However.....doesn't that come with the game now? I'm not sure...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Not sure I thought it was a joke.
Maybe my puns are coming true!

 

[UnusualStranger]

Doc....are you turning into a warlock?
Cause if your puns begin to turn true, I have a feeling you are going to have to be much more careful.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Wait where did this beard come from?
......... A butcher bet I couldn't reach the meat on the ceiling and I said no. Because the steaks were to high

*Steak appears on roof*

 

[UnusualStranger]

*begins placing grills everywhere*
Doc, I think you just became the coolest person in Forum games.
Keep those puns rolling!

 

[Tharwen]

@Stranger: There was really quite a lot of lava...

...and I was sculpting the cavern into a Cathedral Of Fire!

EDIT: Pictures:

Spoiler: Cathedral of Fire!

Spoiler: Tunnel of Doom!

Spoiler: Tower of Win!

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Minecraft looks interesting. Is it free?