If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

Yes, he never fought back, he didn't even try to destroy my evil lair. Pfft, a real nemesis would. I am also totally not using this opportunity to insult him. ;D

 

[Roxas1359]

@Shock: Destroying evil lairs is what I do best! I'm the universal nemesis. People's hatred of me brings them closer together and has them cooperate! Give me a damn Noble Peace Prize for what I do! XD

 

[ShockValue]

Did I say evil lair? I meant lair of not evilness. Seriously, nothing shady going on in there.

 

[Roxas1359]

@Shock: You're worse then my last villain, Dr. Snaggle-puss, when it comes to hiding there evil lair! When I get my bones back from those dobermans you're in a world of hurt! XD

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

How are you gonna get them back Max?

 

[Roxas1359]

@M98: Well I can control only one bone at a time. So I have many dobermans who will be facing the wrath of my femurs!

 

[ShockValue]

@Max: Actually I think I'll go back to having an incompetent nemesis.

 

[Roxas1359]

@Shock: Because I pose a threat to you?

 

[ShockValue]

Nope! That has nothing to do with it.

 

[Scde2]

*Throws Shock out the window*

 

[ShockValue]

Oh look, he thinks he's a full fledged nemesis now, isn't that cute? Try that again after you've fought your future self.

 

[Roxas1359]

Why then?*tearing up*

 

[ShockValue]

Because that position has already been filled

 

[Scde2]

You were complaining that I never destroyed your secret layer...You don't have a secret lair.

 

[Roxas1359]

Aw, I wasn't given a chance. T.T
*throws both Shock and Scde2 into a pool of battery acid*

 

[Scde2]

*Throws pool of battery acid at Max*

 

[Roxas1359]

*uses an unconscious Shock as my shield*
Wait what am I doing? I'm just a living skeleton, what can battery acid do to me?

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Max: Make your bone joints seize up?

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

*Peeks around corner, sees Max, Scde, and Shock fighting.*

*nervously* Hey guys! Lets try to settle this in a civil manner, okay?

 

[ShockValue]

I'm not fighting anyone.