If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Tharwen]

Blasted away? But the fortress is impenetrable!

 

[UnusualStranger]

Indeed it is, but I would rather not have to worry about people running about and stealing things from it, painting it funny colors, or trying to say that they are going to take it over.


Always a mess when people do that. Someone dies, blood gets everywhere.....And I lose food sometimes.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Sorry I've been gone forever. Remember, I bought Minecraft.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Haha...I think you have, and that you have also seen me wandering about.

I think its you anyway, or someone using your name.

 

[Tharwen]

Hey, I've seen you two before!

Somewhere... blockier...

With more cobblestone.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Ha! Cobblestone? Surely you jest.

I do not use cobblestone

 

[Tharwen]

Gravel, then? It's the sort of thing I'd expect from someone like you.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Hehe...I use smooth rock, and pavestones.

I like to keep things smooth.

 

[Neonbob]

I think I'd lick his beard. It looks like it retains flavor well.

 

[ShockValue]

*Cocks shotgun*

What is this on topic nonsense.

 

[Scde2]

It needed to happen.

 

[Neonbob]

I think I'd hop out of bed with a startled yell of "ohmygodwhyareyousoawake"

 

[ajb924]

I'd be delighted to finally see you.

 

[Scde2]

*Squints*
What the hell are you?

 

[ajb924]

I'm from TWEWY, your artists made it....
SORA! I MISSED YOU! Where the FUCK have you been in the past few games?!

 

[BoosterGold]

Yo Sho whats up home skillet where you been

 

[ajb924]

Grounded. Like a boss.
Sup Devil Chell. You haven't appeared in the RP.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ahh Gangsters.

Take my wallet!

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Wait... This... HAS RETURNED ON TOPIC?!
*Head explodes*

 

[Dr.Susse]

Don't worry it's off again.