If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Steppin Razor]

*drops depth charges*
Farkin' submarines.

 

[Scde2]

*Fires anti-depth charges*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*fires anti-anti-depth charges*

 

[Scde2]

*Calls in an anti-catgirl air strike*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*launches anti-catboy napalm strike*

 

[Dr.Susse]

This cat warefare will be the end of us all!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

It won't end me...Im an AI hologram and a damn sexy one at that....now if you'll excuse me *sends anti-Scde2 Legion squads after Scde2*

 

[UnusualStranger]

I knew this day was coming....which is why I cam prepared.
*Activates improbability drive*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

"Sorry Stranger.....your preparations are about to be....undone" *tosses energy drainer at the improbability drive*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*sics Clown on AgDr*

And don't think you can do anything about this clown. You're not Hank so you don't stand a chance in hell.

 

[ShockValue]

Clowns are evil...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Sorry to dissapoint...but hes the one who doesn't stand a chance. *calls in a Pelican with Hank, Master chief in it, and 2 Falcons with all 6 members of Noble team in them before she blows a sarcastic kiss to Clown and flicks him off* "Once the clown is a bloody puddle in a pie crust...destroy Steppin for me"

 

[Steppin Razor]

Why Master Chief and Noble team? They'll just die horribly.

...

Oh look, it's part of Chief's leg after Tricky tore it off.

Tsk tsk, I don't make much reference to it anymore, but people always forget that I'm fairly high ranking in Her Holiness' church.
*summons God*

Right we are then, Hank's been banished back to where he came from.

 

[Scde2]

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Scde2: Heh, that picture is awesome.
*saves*

 

[UnusualStranger]

I would prefer to stick with the original.

Spoiler: Ahem

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*uses HAX!!!! vast computer knowledge to bring back Chief, and Noble Team* "Now where was I?....Oh yes" *Mac Blast's the fuck out of the clown......[sub]nothing is left[/sub]*

 

[UnusualStranger]

I wonder why you are so dedicated to killing that clown. Though, I think you are familiar with the other side effects of activating the improbability drive in a different location?

*fabric of area is ripped free as Diablo steps through the portal, along with Kefka, Ness, and Mario*

Well, this is going to get hilarious.
*sits back and starts eating popcorn*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

"I just hate clowns....okay...That said you mind if I join you?"

 

[UnusualStranger]

Not at all. Feel free to enjoy the popcorn. And a beverage. This could take a while.

*Stage randomly changes, and announcer voice turns on"

[HEADING=2]Three....Two....One.....GO![/HEADING]