If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....
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*stabs Zero with chainsaw*
Stop that. When people mess with Improbability Drives, I'm usually the one that suffers the ill effects of it all.
Stop that. When people mess with Improbability Drives, I'm usually the one that suffers the ill effects of it all.
Gah, I turned into pudding! Quick, change me back before someone ends up eating me because I'm so delicious!
*Changes Razor back*
Heh...Though...I am curious as to if you really were that delicious....
.....Nah.
Heh...Though...I am curious as to if you really were that delicious....
.....Nah.
Awesome, I'm an actual person again instead of being a bit of pudding. Thanks Stranger.
*takes Zero's Improbability Drives away before cutting his arms and legs off with chainsaw*
I told you to stop playing with these bloody things!
Cannibalism is nasty Doc. Good thing you didn't do it, or you'd become the first person in the world to get killed by a chainsaw-wielding pudding.
*takes Zero's Improbability Drives away before cutting his arms and legs off with chainsaw*
I told you to stop playing with these bloody things!
Cannibalism is nasty Doc. Good thing you didn't do it, or you'd become the first person in the world to get killed by a chainsaw-wielding pudding.
Anytime Razor. Figured you would do the same for me if the positions were reversed.
*Seals away Official Improbability Drive*
Someday, I'll find a way for that thing to not cause so many problems.
*Seals away Official Improbability Drive*
Someday, I'll find a way for that thing to not cause so many problems.
*seals away dodgily made imitation Improbability Drives*
Best not to leave these ones laying around either.
Heh, it would be a pretty amusing way to go, ay Doc.
Best not to leave these ones laying around either.
Heh, it would be a pretty amusing way to go, ay Doc.
I think you would get some sort of legendary status by doing that Doc. But its a little late now.
Perhaps some other day.
Perhaps some other day.
[color=sky blue]Cortana: Yes I guess when I think about it I am quite advanced...but its not all its cracked up to be. Im capable of dreaming as well as dealing with and having mental emotional issues, I can walk about too when near a Holopad and yet Im not fully human..being able to see John and understand his inner termoil but being unable to reach out and touch him and really feel him can be quite distressing[/color]
-slowly enters the probability of cake appearing in front of me into an older model improbability drive (also pocket sized)-
-cake!-
-clowns!-
-chainsaws turned to sand-
-evil talking goldfish spawned in an aquarium at the edge of the room-
Bob the Goldfish: I'm going to take over the wah-urld. (southern accent typed for convenience)
-cake!-
-clowns!-
-chainsaws turned to sand-
-evil talking goldfish spawned in an aquarium at the edge of the room-
Bob the Goldfish: I'm going to take over the wah-urld. (southern accent typed for convenience)
*feeds Bob to a pack of piranhas*
Stupid evil goldfish.
*runs Zero over with a van and steals cake*
No cake for you!
Stupid evil goldfish.
*runs Zero over with a van and steals cake*
No cake for you!
@ODST: Dreaming, worrying, and interacting with other beings on a personal level. Haha....That sounds real enough to me. For once being nothing but an AI assistance, you are doing quite well. It is unfortunate that we cannot bring him here, where you are quite real.
@Zero: *Earthworm runs over, grabs Bob out of bowl, and eats him*
Well, sounds like you are not doing too bad then.
@Zero: *Earthworm runs over, grabs Bob out of bowl, and eats him*
Well, sounds like you are not doing too bad then.