If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Dr.Susse]

ODST: Kill me! what's the worst that could happen.

 

[Zeromaeus]

...
-slips on red ring-

NO ONE RE-RAILS THIS THREAD AFTER IT HAS SUFFERED SO MUCH!
-bites The PostalDude's arm off-

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Dr.susse: Naw man your cool! I won't kill you. but this other guy(postaldude).......
Rampant Cortana:HOW DARE YOU!!!!! *RIPS OFF HIS REMAINING LIMBS AND BEATS HIM WITH THEM*

 

[Roxas1359]

@ODST: You're beating him with his skull? That doesn't seem physically possible. XD

 

[Zeromaeus]

@Max: Rage denies all logic.

On that note:
THE HEART IS MINE!
-rips out ThePostalDude's still beating heart and hold it aloft-
-FATALITY-

 

[Roxas1359]

@Zer: You just lost points for not recognizing a Red vs Blue reference.

 

[Zeromaeus]

I haven't watched but one or two episodes of Red vs. Blue so I'm not surprised.

 

[Roxas1359]

That's terrible!
I mean they gave us great songs like this:
You just lost more points!

 

[Zeromaeus]

Its not for lack of wanting, just lack of trying I suppose. I never really felt like navigating around until I found the first 'season'. I think I've seen the first episode though. It was the one where they were calling the warthog a puma, right?

 

[Roxas1359]

That's the third episode actually. The Reconstruction season was amazing and then they just finished Revelation which was what the video in the music was about. It talks of the truth behind the red and blue armies and how it all revolves around Project Freelancer.

 

[Zeromaeus]

...

Spoiler: Can I get a link?

Please.

 

[Roxas1359]

Well Reconstruction through Revelation are on their Youtube Channel.
Here's one of the best fights scenes from the last season dealing with the Freelancer Tex that's been in RvB since the first season.

 

[Zeromaeus]

What's the first season called?

 

[Roxas1359]

Seasons 1 through 5 are Blood Gulch Chronicles. Season 6 is Reconstruction, Season 7 is Recreation, and Season 8 is called Revelation which ends the series that began with Reconstruction.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Found 'em. Watching now.

 

[Roxas1359]

Blood Gulch Chronicles has 100 episodes.

 

[Zeromaeus]

-stares into the abyss (read:the episode list)-
Its like tvtropes... dear God, what have I started. I should have never opened this box.

 

[Roxas1359]

It's really funny actually. You can start with Reconstruction if you want it only has 19 episodes. The only thing is that the ending might not seem as epic.

 

[Zeromaeus]

I'm gonna watch it beginning to end. After all, my 'to watch' anime list went dry last week.

 

[Roxas1359]

Well even though it's not an anime it gives you something to do right? I find RvB's story becomes better than Halo's a bit when Reconstruction begins.