If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[FieryButterfly]

How the hell did i end up in bed with this guy? *looks over at her nightstand and there's an empty bottle of tequila*...that explains everything...

 

[A random person]

Try your Orgasm ray on me, OK?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Hey AgDr_ODST! Where are the other fine bitches I shagged last night!?

in your dreams pal because it didn't happen

 

[Kud]

Hey! this isn't a consent form! this is a list of ingredients used to make cake!

 

[Lambi]

Stop rubbing against my foot.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Yes it did. In fact I have your signature on this sex-consent form!

*Hands AgDr_ODST* the form.

I don't know what whacked out world you live in but thiers no such a thing as a sex consent form where Im from like AshPox said its a cake recipe. Besides how could that pass as my signature on the dotted line it says Giggity Gigggity and last I checked that is NOT my name

 

[Kud]

@AgDr - Maybe your name is a cake recipe...

@Lamib - No! *continues rubbing against foot*

 

[Lambi]

Well...ok then. But you have to promise to stop when I say so.

 

[FieryButterfly]

Nice hair and eyes. Were you apart of my drunken adventure too? Cause I swear we've met somewhere..

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I would proably poke myself in the eye on one of her ears...

 

[GodofDisaster]

.....Did we? Please say we didn't

 

[Discord]

Ugh! Oh Great.. another human.

 

[Lambi]

Ugh, oh great. Another animal.