If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The thing.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

.....That thing!?

 

[Dr.Susse]

In the where?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No, Waffles. Not THAT thing.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

@Doc No, in the other place, you perv!

@TL .......OH! That thing!?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Yes. That thing.
*points at bunny*
I finally found food it likes.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

NO!
*Coddles bunny*
HIS NAME IS JONATHAN! [HEADING=2]I HAVE NAMED HIM SO HE SHALL BE PROTECTED![/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]SO HAVE I SPOKE IT SO SHALL IT BE![/HEADING]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Hey, man.. that's MY bunny!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

[HEADING=1]I HAVE NAMED HIM, HE IS MINE!!!111ONEONEONEELEVENELEVENONEHUNDREDANDELEVEN[/HEADING]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The answer is no.

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Sips rabbit stew*

Hey another bunny, want some stew?

 

[Steppin Razor]

*lights bunny on fire*

Stupid bunny.

 

[ShockValue]

Poor bunny D:

 

[Dr.Susse]

Gives the bunny a hug.
Eww charcoal.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*dismembers bunny*

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Recembers Bunny*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*straps dynamite to bunny*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

[HEADING=1]NO![/HEADING]
*Throws dynamite away epic-ly*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*stabs Waffles in the face and shoots bunny with rocket launcher*

 

[H20 Pirate]

Is that a hatchet, or are you just angry at me?