If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Roxas1359]

What kind of revolver is it?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Something like this

Spoiler

 

[Roxas1359]

I see.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Indeed. It's quite powerful.

 

[Roxas1359]

Does it do corrosive?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Nope. But it's so explosive (yet accurate) that it insta-gibs anyone.

 

[Roxas1359]

That seems messy.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It's very, very messy.

 

[Roxas1359]

Who cleans it?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The robot.
*waves at cleaning robot*
*cleaning robot waves back*
He loves his job.

 

[Roxas1359]

Does he?
Or is he just programed to?

 

[Tharwen]

What's the difference?

 

[not_the_dm]

It's a free will thing. Some people like the idea of it.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Others just question whether it really exists or not.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He's self aware. So I'd say yes.

He was originally a soldier robot. But he got self aware and said "fuck this!"

 

[ShockValue]

*Glomps*
If you say so.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Yep. I do says so.

 

[ShockValue]

I know...
*Glomps*

 

[UnusualStranger]

Heheh....Such a nice bot. Good to have him around, especially with the mess that happens all the time.

 

[not_the_dm]

You don't want to know...