If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[UnusualStranger]

Well Nero....I find that unlikely, as I know Hail has called it an evening....

 

[Roxas1359]

I will find a way.
But fine. I'll get my gun and just won't fire it up.
*gets my gun and loads it*

 

[UnusualStranger]

Nah...I couldn't leave with such a bad gun left around.
*Pulls out gun*
Here, this should avoid most conveniently placed chandeliers and other objects that would crash on top of you.

 

[Roxas1359]

Hooray!
*takes gun*
Now lets try it.
*fires gun to side, bullet ricochets, misses chandler, and shots me in the head*
*respawns*
Why do guns hate me so much! T.T

 

[ShockValue]

I see how it is...I will catch up!
*Sets self on fire*

 

[UnusualStranger]

Have you offered up any proper sacrifices, or defaced the use of any gun to the point of extreme shame?

Or perhaps curse a machine spirit? Most of these things will make guns hate you.

*Puts Shock out*

You don't need to beat him in deaths D=

 

[Roxas1359]

I honor the holy gun with all my heart!
*prays at gun alter and alter falls apart and crushes me*
@Shock: You won't beat me in death count! For the universe hates me! XD
*respawns*

 

[ShockValue]

@Unusual: D: Fine...

 

[Roxas1359]

@Shock: It's not a fun record to hold...T.T

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: *Hugs* Yay!

@Nero: Obviously, you did something to greatly anger the weapon gods to want to make an example of you.

 

[Roxas1359]

@Unusual: Well there was that poker match where I beat him...

 

[UnusualStranger]

I get the feeling that you did something wrong at that poker match....


Regardless, I think I need to seek some rest. Busy day and all that.
Enjoy your evening, and good luck.

 

[Roxas1359]

Well I think he may be jealous I also beat him in Russian Roulette...
Night then. I'll be getting off soon myself.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

awwwwwwwww I have been missed! bro hugs for all...[sub]and a pervy butt/boob squeeze for the female escapists X3[/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

For shame! XD
*slaps ODST for his pervertedness!*
Now off to bed for me. Ironic since you just got here.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Oh my pervy shame *puts revolver to head shuts eyes and fires only to blink as the bullet completely misses and hits Nero in the head as he walks away*....wow that wasn't so bad.....walks away whistling

 

[Tharwen]

You and your racy avatar...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

 

[Tharwen]

...no!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Do it.