If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Gorrister]

"What the fuck did I do last night that possessed me to have sex with a car?"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah, well, I've woken up to a lot worse~ Hey good looking.

 

[Lambi]

Hey Vaude.~

 

[Mordereth]

EDIT: At Vaudvillian, someone posted while I was

Ah, well, I've woken up to a lot worse~ Hey good looking.

"I feel a disturbance in the... Oh, shit, you didn't tell me it was that time of the month!" *Force Choke*

 

[Ciarang]

Why hey... Darth Vader?!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Oh it doesn't have to end. I may never get tired of this

Run away with me. We'll go to a tropical paradise, and live the rest of our days happily together in the sand.

Lead the way you sexy smoking book worm
OTh lord who are you supposed to be.

I'm supposed to be the embodiment of everything you have ever dreamed of.
(Dylan Moran)

just put on some cool shades, get some weed. and you wil be everything I've dreamed of. *time for a sexy hug*

 

[Gorrister]

"Okay new rule, when someone offers to show you their big red lightsaber, WALK AWAY."

 

[KiruTheMant]

Why?And speaking of Why,why are you in my bed?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"...Huh. Now would be the inopportune moment to say I was a spy..."

 

[IanBrazen]

this is what happend before hand I think

 

[GodofDisaster]

I really don't care how you got in my bed. Am just happy to wake up to a pretty face.

Edit: ... fuck what did I do now.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Ah, fuck, I slept with a dude...

 

[Kororci]

o.o Uuuuhhhhhhh Dracula? ... *Looks at neck* Oh gawd we did it O_O

 

[GodofDisaster]

First I'm sleeping with animals now, I'm sleeping, with guys in animal costumes. Only one word can explain my feelings of this. *Deep breath* "FUCCKKK."

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Ohgodwhyisthatmanmovinghisswordslikethat

 

[GodofDisaster]

You leave now, the two girls can stay.

 

[Lambi]

OH GOD! Not you!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Hey, baby.

 

[Lambi]

GAH! Get out! *Sprays chili*