If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[WafflesandBacon]

Excellent choice my friend.
*Takes out that on dumb girl*
T.O.D.G: OH MY GAAAAAAAAAD! You are so smexy!

....Use her wisely and if she starts duck-face'ing, hit with the closest thing you can find.

*Throws a pissed off cat at Stranger*
P.O.C: *Glares at Stranger*
Use him wisely and if you give him catnip, you will fucking die, I promise you that.

 

[ShockValue]

Nukes!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Throws nukes at Shock*
Use them wisely and if Kim Jong Ill glares at you, tell him there Waffles.

 

[UnusualStranger]

*Glares back at P.O.C.*

I think I like this cat.
Thank you Waffles.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

De nada!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

*hits dumb girl with nearest object*
*dumb girl dies*
Crap.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

No harm done, my friend.
*Takes syringe with purple liquid inside*
*Injects to dumb girl's neck*
D.G: OH MY GAAAAAAAH! You tried to killz me! Who cares, your still smexy! Justin Beiber, Twilight and Ke$ha!

 

[ShockValue]

*Launches nukes*
>.>
.<
*Hides in vault*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Phone rings*
Hello....Yeah.....Uh-Huh....No......Yup....Yup...Yup.....Bye.
*Hangs up*
*Knocks on vault*
Shock, thanks to you destroy parts of Africa, Asia, and Alaska.

 

[ShockValue]

; _ ; I blame Neon!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Neon's not even on now, Shock.

 

[ShockValue]

D: It's still his fault...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

....Yeah, in a way.

 

[ShockValue]

Good to know that you agree!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

 

[Dr.Susse]

Smells like fallout all of a sudden.

 

[ShockValue]

Probably just you.

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Sniffs* No I smell of charred Old spice and cheap whiskey.

 

[ShockValue]

>.<
Fair enough.
*Glomps*
I do that way too often now...

 

[Dr.Susse]

It could be worse.

Think sharp sticks.