If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[UnusualStranger]

Lies. Hats do not stop you from driving.

 

[Tharwen]

Big ones do.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

He has a point.

 

[Tharwen]

Small cars don't help.

Or, in this case, milkfloats.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

True dat.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False data!

 

[Tharwen]

No, true data!

You're just a naysayer! A WRONG naysayer!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Double negative, my friend.
In retrospect, it isn't.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Retrospection is a powerful thing.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Can we harness this power?

 

[Tharwen]

We can use it to make our posts more correct.

 

[UnusualStranger]

But we must use it properly, or break something else

 

[Tharwen]

Like a lamp.

Lamps break incredibly easily, and for that reason they have no place in my room.

 

[UnusualStranger]

That might indeed be a very wise idea to have.

However, what about things that are....a bit more difficult to be rid of? Like windows.

 

[Tharwen]

I tend not to break them.

However, my speakers keep falling over. I think I should reprimand them...

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Stranger: Maybe a bricklayer could help get rid of that evil window.

....Or maybe some drywall.

 

[Tharwen]

No! We have damp walls around here!

You know, the ones with mould and fungus growing on them.

 

[Roxas1359]

How come every year something insane happens to me and my family on this day? T.T

 

[Tharwen]

...go on then.

Tell us what insane thing happened to you and your family on this day

 

[WafflesandBacon]

What happened, Nero?