If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Tharwen]

Always, remember: Anticipation killed the meerkat.

 

[UnusualStranger]

It was? I thought it was the acid lake that it attempted to drink from?

 

[Dr.Susse]

May he anticipated death?

 

[Tharwen]

I'm talking about the average meerket, of course.

Obviously there are outliers, but most meerkats are ultimately killed by anticipation. It's true!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Poor little guys, at least the have warthogs to keep them company in death.

 

[Tharwen]

I once watched a warthog get torn to pieces by two lions while it was still alive.

Still, where you come from that sort of thing probably happens on the front lawn every day, and the predators then fall over dead because of the venom that the prey was inevitably coated with.

 

[Dr.Susse]

That's the best thing about Aussieland we don't have many predators just poison, so....much...poison.

But the English don't have it se easy themselves. Badgers can be nasty and you have one the most deadly and terrifying animals in the world.
The pikey.

 

[Scde2]

Please, no one else has to hide from

Spoiler: Warning, please use discretion around small children

New Jerseyites

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Scde2: Whoa now. No need to bring THAT into this.

I mean, thats just unfair.

 

[Tharwen]

I just completed Borderlands!

The ending was a bit of a let down, but the game is generally fantastic.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Scde: You need to flee your country. Is Canada safe?

@Thar: I think my game glitched on the last boss. AllIi did was stand in one spot and unload all of a few guns ammo into him. Still great game to play with friends though.

 

[Tharwen]

I did that too. I got hit by something (I don't know what) about halfway through, and it took my health down really low, but otherwise it was a pretty boring fight. Maybe it's better with other people, or a different class (I used Roland).

Also, it would have been nice to actually get into the vault (*gasp* spoiler!). At least they could have shown the character wandering in with light shining on his face before it fades to white or something...

 

[Scde2]

*Falls through an open skylight*

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ahh! The dancing Nazi cat returns.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*sets fail cat on fire*

 

[Tharwen]

*Watches the fire add to the ever-burning pyre of immolation that is Cole.*

 

[UnusualStranger]

Wait, you mean someone has actually been saving them?

 

[Tharwen]

Saving what?

 

[UnusualStranger]

The countless amount of Cole's that people have been burning. It almost sounded like people have been saving them!

 

[Tharwen]

Ah yes. Saving them from themselves.