If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Dr.Susse]

Foiled again!

*Rides off in aforementioned weather balloon*

 

[Tharwen]

*Follows on a flying seahorse*

 

[Dr.Susse]

You'll never catch me alive!

*Jumps into billabong*

 

[Tharwen]

No, 'cos you'll be dead! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Throws swordfish at teh Doc to slow him down*

 

[Dr.Susse]

One fish, Two fish, Red fish, dodge fish!

*Falls through a convenient plot hole.*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

*plot hole has plot spikes at the bottom*

 

[Tharwen]

*Plot spikes are made of cheese hug*

 

[Dr.Susse]

Most delicious impaling ever.

 

[Tharwen]

*Panics*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Cheese burger plot holes.

 

[Tharwen]

Absolutely. The bread is made of Doctor.

 

[UnusualStranger]

This bread is now heineken.

 

[Dr.Susse]

All this made possible thanks to Old Spice.

 

[Tharwen]

Two tickets for that Desert Bus you've always wanted!

EDIT: I just found out that my cat was run over this morning... I have to go and bury him now

 

[Dr.Susse]

Sorry to hear that Thar.

 

[Tharwen]

His sister's still here, so it's not that bad.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well....thats kind of good. Sorry to hear about the poor kitty. They are with Longcat now, so all things shall be good.

 

[Tharwen]

Longcat guide and protect us.

 

[Dr.Susse]

And may he forever be long.

 

[Tharwen]

...and a cat. Forever.