If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Timberwolf0924]

Ahhh, a night with you is like a night with Paris Hilton..

 

[Kud]

Ahhh, a night with you is like GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED.

 

[Lambi]

Hey Ash. Are you a girl again?

 

[Kud]

No, I am a gorilla.

/sarcasm

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I seem to have the only female avatar at the moment...

whats that supposed to mean? seriously have you not seen my avatar.
OT: time for another sexy hug

 

[Lambi]

I seem to have the only female avatar at the moment...

whats that supposed to mean? seriously have you not seen my avatar.
OT: time for another sexy hug

I said AT THAT MOMENT. Now get over here. *Snuggle*

 

[Kud]

*sits, twiddling thumbs waiting for them to finish snuggling.*

 

[Lambi]

Well you my girl are joining the snuggling.

 

[A random person]

So am I, lambi, so am I.

 

[Cherry Cola]

You may be a dude, but your avatar is enough to trick me into a second romp in the sack.

 

[FieryButterfly]

*sits on the bed* Well hello there. What have you been reading?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

leave no avatar out(unless its a guy or an it, then kick it to the curb)

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Third times the charm.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

no it isn't, now get out before I shoot you

 

[Kud]

*Kicks AgDr out of my window*

I have no interest in mere mortals.

 

[Chris^^]

oh shit... loli

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*Kicks AgDr out of my window*

I have no interest in mere mortals.

*comes back in grabs AP and throws her out onto the street* Its my house little girl and I didn't invite you in *slams&locks door* now stay out
OT: aghhhhh its hideous *Blows chris's head off w/ shotgun* and now its dead. *goes back to sleep*

 

[Kud]

*chainsaws through the door* Its my house now *****! *stabs AgDr in the face with my chainsaw*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*laughs maniacally while Ash cuts up a department store maniquin before tossing her out and incinerating her with a mini-nuke launched from a fatman*
OT: no it hasn't I could do this all day