If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[SpaceSpork]

I would say "Did you just . . ."

 

[Kud]

None of my fingers are big *looks at tiny fingers..*

 

[Irridium]

um... are you a guy, or girl?

WTF are you supposed to be?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

ugh its the other thing from my nightmares

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would eat toast.

 

[FeralPhantom]

so how much do I owe you?

 

[SpaceSpork]

I would say "Oh, come on. I've been waking up to weird people and things the whole month. Do you really expect me to be surprised anymore?"

 

[Smagmuck_]

Oh, god, corn...

 

[Nouw]

*SCREAM! Oh wait, -BANG- Byez

 

[SpaceSpork]

I would ask you what the FUCK you were.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Oh, god, more corn...

 

[Nouw]

*SCREAM AGAIN! -BANG- Byes to you too good sir

 

[Smagmuck_]

Vampire, remember?

 

[Nouw]

Okay then... *orders garlic bread. AH HA!

Offtopic:1000TH POST!!!!

 

[Pimppeter2]

Garlic Bread? I fuckin love Garlic Bread!

 

[Smagmuck_]

What? What are you talking about?