If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Julianking93]

I'd listen to him, stop discussing anime, and cuddle!

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would cuddle

 

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[Code Monkey]

I woud take one look at... It, then assume I'm still dreaming. Then I would try to fly using the power of sheer thought.

And once again, my Avatar would Elipses.

 

[Vrex360]

I would say something in excess of:
"Please tell me you are past the age of consent because I can't tell by looking."

 

[Julianking93]

"Please don't kill me, kind alien sir or ma'am!!!"

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd be like "Bam chicka wa waa"

 

[Erja_Perttu]

I'd be weirded out, and stop leaving bags of sugar on my bedside table.

 

[Julianking93]

I'd hug it.

So cute

 

[Julianking93]

I'd say, "Who the fuck are you and where'd Swollen Goat go?"

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would reply to him with the purpose of life

 

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