If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Zedzero]

So has it always been a short sword

 

[Pimppeter2]

My name is Percival Cox. You're killing sexing my friend. Prepare to die be sexed.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

"oh a million thanx to thee Sir Cox you have slain screwed the dragon. and I am in your debt"
OT: Goat shows aren't aren't as bad as Donkey shows.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Hi *cough*stripper*cough*

 

[Cherry Cola]

I need to stop sniffing glue. I hate waking up beside you every morning!

 

[Irridium]

Well someone's happy...

 

[terribleyetfun]

I`d probably have to wear an eye patch after having my eye taken out by that mustache

 

[LeonLethality]

I`d probably have to wear an eye patch after having my eye taken out by that sword
Holy hell man, I didn't mean bring the guns to bed literally!

 

[Dorian]

Uhhh.....
Holy fucking shit, what did I sleep with last night!?!

 

[Cherry Cola]

You should change your name to sex maniac, because that's what you are.

And you're good at it too

 

[Julianking93]

I woke up next to the Dude?

Awesome!

 

[Cherry Cola]

I'm seeing you in sex-related threads an awful lot lately.

It is a pleasant sight

 

[TimeLord]

If you dance down the stairs like that the morning after, it must have been a good night

 

[Cherry Cola]

Don't leave so fast. I still have some feeling left in my right testicle.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I'll rid you of that feeling if you'll come back upstairs

 

[Cherry Cola]

Not even my security-fence can keep you away, can it?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

No my good man it can't.. now bring your dancing ass back up to this room

 

[Discord]

Well..... always good to see a pretty face! How r ya?!

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Well. This seems...right.