If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Pimppeter2]

By the way, my name is BOND, JAMES, BOND.

 

[Code Monkey]

Well, slap my knee and call me Pussy Galore. James Bond!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

pleasure to meet you Mr. Bond *censored* ohh and did I mentioned Xenia was my teacher *snaps bonds neck with her thighs*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Okay, I don't know weather to be turned on, or, run like hell...

 

[Code Monkey]

Ah! Take my money, but don't hurt me!

You sir, are a Ninja.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Yes, yes I am.
Care to join me in bed?

 

[Code Monkey]

Alright, I'm kicking your ass! Later! Right now, I'm tired, so if you could kindly get out of my bed...

 

[Lullabye]

Make me.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Oh, crap, she has battle armour...

 

[Pimppeter2]

Red eyes are hot

 

[Code Monkey]

I Love Gold...

 

[Smagmuck_]

Nice, mudkipz?

 

[Pimppeter2]

No wonder my penis is bleeding.

EDIT: NInjad, but my point still stands XD

 

[Lullabye]

Nice, err....tongue?
EDIT: wow, double ninja!

Nice gun. mines better.

 

[Pimppeter2]

We should have a gun fight

 

[AgDr_ODST]

didn't I screw you to death already

 

[Pimppeter2]

hmmmm