If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Disaster Button]

Ah, another night of loveless marrige. No winder I'm cheating on you.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Oh no! You're broken! Did I break you? Whoops! Who should I call?
Just hide the body and pretend nothing happened!
Shut it 04! This is a crisis! Bring me the super-glue!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

quick someone grab the crazy pills before she............to late. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN for it she's transforming

 

[Julianking93]

Last night must have been amazing.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

D'aww he's so cute, I wanna keep um!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

one question. Do you make toast?

 

[Code Monkey]

Well, the toaster does most of the work...

 

[hittite]

excuse me, but what gender are you?

 

[Code Monkey]

Ah, genderly ambiguous anime characters. Confusing people since 1947.

OT:It apears we will need the Holy Hand Grenade.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I've got it *pulls pin and tosses it at hittite*

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

[sub]Much better...[/sub]

I'm..just gonna leave before you kill me... *runs away*

 

[Code Monkey]

*Blocks door*
"Oh, stay. I INSIST."

 

[AgDr_ODST]

one time and then I must leave.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I guess we bump into eachother quite frequently.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

isn't that a coincidence?

 

[Fraught]

Nope, I don't think it is.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Ach! Mein gott, it has been a long time since I have seen you, but surely that is no reason for us to share a bed!
And I believe it is also illegal...

 

[GrinningManiac]

When we...y'know...

You didn't use the lightsaber, did you?

Only my ass REALLY hurts

We, lady, are a PERFECT match

 

[Julianking93]

I thought I was over these nightmares!

 

[Fraught]

Your action figure looks kind of...sticky and gooey.