If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

Sassafrass · Dec 27, 2009

I'd go "Ahhh...how kind." then proceed to tell everyone I'm Welsh so the stereotype is true.

[sup]No offence meant to any Welsh people.[/sup]

Vrex360 · Dec 27, 2009

I would probably run away and or slay him with my energy sword.

doopdoopdoopdoop · Dec 27, 2009

doop doop doop doop doop

Pimppeter2 · Dec 27, 2009

Hellz yeah. Mukipz are sexy.

Sassafrass · Dec 27, 2009

I'd motorboat the fuck out of that.
Motorboat it hard.

Pimppeter2 · Dec 27, 2009

I'd sneak hug him

Sassafrass · Dec 27, 2009

I'd sodomize him.
No sneaking needed.

Littlee300 · Dec 27, 2009

I would sneak up on him and put a grenade in his pocket.

Pimppeter2 · Dec 27, 2009

I would ask him to call my mother and tell her happy birthday.

Balaxe · Dec 27, 2009

Did I just do it with a GOAT?!?!? What happened to the cute sheep I saw eyeing me at the bar?

Guitar Gamer · Dec 27, 2009

I would thank him since she probably needed it

Puzzles · Dec 27, 2009

I'd know the furry convention went well.