If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Crystal Cuckoo]

Jesus... Is that you, Near?

 

[Vrex360]

Um hello.... sir.... my name is Vrex and

0_____0

YOU'RE A HUMAN!!!!

*Fires plasma rifle, turning you into mush*

 

[Disaster Button]

Morbo is pleased, but sticky.

I like to take on the name of characters from my favourite TV shows

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I am very, very afraid. *raises the cleaver* Well, there is always at least one way of dealing with things that scares oneself.

 

[Disaster Button]

DON'T LAUGH AT IT!

 

[Disaster Button]

Hey don't act like that, 15 nos mean yes.

who is your avatar by the way, I always assumed it was Tim Curry from the Rocky Horror Picture Show

 

[Balaxe]

Fuck! I thought you were a sheep.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I thought u were a Cog soldier

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Ah! I finally got you!
You showed me your new marks of allegiance earlier, remember?
*Shows the scratch marks on own neck*
This is where I tried to dig the maggots out of my veins.
[small]Haaauuuuuu~[/small]

 

[Smagmuck_]

Scary women is scary...
ODST, still have that vampire fetish?

 

[Disaster Button]

When I said bite me I didn't mean like that. I meant hard.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Noooo! You're still broken! We still need to fix you! Come here so I can replace the weaknesses of your flesh with strong, beautiful steel...
[small]Haaauuuuu~[/small]

 

[Irridium]

Why are you laughing?
Did you steal my kidney?

 

[Discord]

Stop!

Let's dance together!

And 5, 6, 7, 8