If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Kud]

I would climb out the window and run off into the distance screaming "she never stops laughing!"

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

Decisions. Boobies or lazordeth. Decisions...

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd glare at you until you leave even if it was at your house

I'd stick a shower head into your dome and shove that gun where the sun don't shinewhile its still firing. then toss you outside and say that'll teach you to glare at Frank West
OT:make sure that your owner put you back in your pokeball so that he/she doesn't tear down the barricade trying to save you. if they did try save to you I'd shoot you, so thier'd be nothing to save

congratulations
you killed ONE heavy weapons Kerrick
anyways I freak out that my foot has a face on it

 

[Sevre]

Do you ever run out of ammo? Cough euphemism cough.

 

[RanD00M]

Why is my boss in my bed?

 

[Sevre]

Why is my underling in my bed?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Shout "It's the Spanish inquisition!"

 

[Guitar Gamer]

oh crap either I'm sleeping with a Builders League United employee or a cop

 

[megapenguinx]

"I hope he didn't bring his gun to bed....." would probably be my thought.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

"Last night was...Viewtiful!"

[sub]Sorry, had to [/sub]

 

[Nukey]

"Nice....hat...."

 

[Guitar Gamer]

look you don't look like someone who................................would be into .............................me
so why don't we just forget last night?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wonder why I have not been eaten alive yet.
You again?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*resists to smart crack about you being based off children toy*

*pfffa*
your hair somehow got in my mouth

 

[Daye.04]

Well, I'd probably never have woken up

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Be slightly disturbed.

 

[Daye.04]

Started to wonder when I got into threesomes

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

I hate parties, because I find it's a lot harder to keep track of one's alcohol content. Eventually, counting the number of glasses of alcohol to the number of glasses of water becomes impossible. My friends seemed to have managed their own brand of personal party, and mine came along with what would amount to a catastrophe, given my alcohol tolerance. My vision blurred as the night progressed, and it took "way too much" blood-alcohol level to make me realize that the punch was spiked. And completely illogically, "in for a penny" seemed like a better idea at the time.

Yet as I woke up, I can't help but look over and think, What is he doing here? Instead of that, though, I looked over and said, "At least your hat is cool. Can I borrow it over the weekend?"

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'd wonder how I woke up with a Ninja, or how I even managed to see an Ninja... then stroke his beautiful monitor...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Say "Wow. Threesome."